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November 2009
My homage to the Cannizzaro's
Written on November 14, 2009 by Lipstick NerdI love Pitt Bull so much, I am updating the site's blog from my own bedroom. You know what I love even more than Pitt Bull? The masters behind it all: The Cannizzaro Brothers. Now, although I already have a Cannizzaro shrine in my bedroom complete with random personal items and scented candles, I feel the appreciation needs to be made public. Thus, I present to you...
Top Ten Cannizzaro Facts
10. Cannizzaro is an Italian surname meaning "pure", because they emanate pure, masculine godliness.
9. There was once a television special on FOX called "When Cannizzaro's Attack". The FCC, disturbed and outraged, pulled it off the air after just one episode.
8. PCSD stands for Post-Cannizzaro Stress Disorder, a form of anxiety disorder that occurs after having been in the dangerous presence of a Cannizzaro for an extended amount of time.
7. One Cannizzaro Thanksgiving dinner, and the National Wildlife Federation add turkeys to the endangered species list. Twice.
6. A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs. It was the fist of a Cannizzaro.
5. A Cannizzaro is not strong as an ox. An ox is strong as a Cannizzaro.
4. The Cannizzaros' facial hair is so rugged, it deters grazers better than that of an American cactus.
3. Instead of releasing coyotes into forests to control the exceeding deer population, the local government released the Cannizzaro's.
2. The Great Sphinx of Giza in Egypt had a nose until a Cannizzaro punched it off.
1. Cannizzaro's have no need for hammers. They headbutt nails into walls.
If you happen to have any Cannizzaro facts of your own that you would like to share, please send an email to Jill@pittbullsecure.com.
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